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Mimic

231: Anon : 2010/07/29(Thu) 18:47:04.42 ID:0JThuCjH

When I was at high school and having lunch at the restaurant,

There was a guy who obviously looked like a retard at the next table.

He was swinging his arm and moaning.

Since his behaviour was really unique, I mimicked him.

I was eating while swinging my arm and moaning,

Then the guy sat on the back table, who looked like having a strong sense of justice, came,

shouted like “Don’t make fun of disabled people!!” and

smashed that retard.

Exam

542 Anonymous 2006/04/20(Thu) 19:34:58 ID:/Vn50VCz

Ages ago I had an exam of science at elementary school.

One of the questions was “You are drifted to the desert island. You get thirsty but you cannot drink water from the sea. How do you drink water?”

It was basically to write the process of distillation like heating up the seawater, cooling down steam, and making it drinkable water.

But below the question,

“Big Hint! You have the below things in your bad.

A test tube, a beaker, an alcohol lamp, <skipped>, the ice water to cool down.”

I wrote “drink the ice water”

And got a mark for it with the comment saying “Sorry”.

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Accident

243 Anonymous : 2005/09/17(Sat) 21:24:47 ID:i/e0RCq+0

When I was on the bicycle, I was hit by a car.

The police didn’t seriously try to search for the driver of that car

although it was a serious hit-and-run accident.

I was pissed off and kept putting the flowers on that accident place every day over the following two months

Eventually the culprit reported to the police station by himself with neurosis looking.

Affair

450 Anon : 2010/12/14(Tue) 12:47:17 ID:zWsi7HV70

Women’s intuition that finds husbands’ cheating is extraordinary.

They probablly have something guys don’t have.

464 Anon : 2010/12/14(Tue) 12:52:48 ID:YLH7VQVtO

>>450

I heard the story about the wife who had found out the affair of her husband only because of the rhythms of his way to walk from the front door to the living room.

468 Anon : 2010/12/14(Tue) 12:57:05 ID:qDYf++AR0

>>464

Not to be noticed my affair from the slight difference in my behaviour,

I always act as suspiciously as possible even when I’m not cheating on my wife like this.

1. No matter how free I am, I ignore the first call from her

2. Going missing from time to time

3. Don’t let her see texts in my mobile phone although there's nothing I can't show

4. Always take care of my nails like a pornster

5. Even when I go to a nearby shop to get snacks, I put perfume on my body

Because of them, she asked me to divorce.

Sucked

290 Anon : 2009/07/03(Fri) 21:06:54 ID:7QN+2aeQ0

Question. Which part of the body stands up when sucked?

291 Anon : 2009/07/03(Fri) 23:30:33 ID:9IDA5Rns0

>>290

Second finger

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504 Anon ：2011/01/24(Mon) 20:07:27 ID:+uw45loN0
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Odour

1 Name1 : 2005/11/25(Fri) 00:15:13 hU9mnop30

I have someone whom I’m seriously falling for.

But I just can’t confess my feeling to him because of body odour.

Do you guys think I’m thinking about it a bit too much?

12 Anonymous : 2005/11/25(Fri) 00:19:21 LimwGyiE0

>>1

I know how you're exactly feeling because I have pretty strong body odour too.

It must be tough for both of us... all my classmates treat me like some sort of germ.

I almost thought about giving up love and things like that...

But I've heard it can be cured by surgery these day, so let’s cheer ourselves up!!

15 Name1 : 2005/11/25(Fri) 00:22:17 hU9mnop30

>>12

He is the one having bad body odour, not me.

16 Anonymous : 2005/11/25(Fri) 00:23:49 oiK1KmFj0

From here on, this thread is to console >>12

Airport

101 Anonymous： 04/02/27 21:13 ID:P/GMKPjD

I’ve got only 200yen (about $2) at Haneda airport…

Could anyone help me?

109 Anonymous：04/02/27 22:21 ID:Lcms1L1u

>>106

Why don’t you ask your friend to transfer a bit of money to your bank account?

UFJ bank has 24hour service for transferring. Sorry if I’m saying something wrong.

111 Anonymous：04/02/27 22:29 ID:P/GMKPjD

>>109

The banks at the airport all closed at 9pm…

And I just came to Tokyo just today….

I feel so thisty……..

116 Anonymous：04/02/27 22:54 ID:P/GMKPjD

There’s only 80yen left… my life is over

117 Anonymous： 04/02/27 22:57 ID:CLIJPtah

>>116

Why the fucking hell did you buy juice!!? You idiot!

Voice box

197 Anonymous 2006/08/03(Thu) 19:39:28.85

This is from the box which customers can post their opinions, complaints, ideas and requests.

[Voice from the customer]

You Asshole

[Voice from the chief manager]

Please let us know not only your name but also your opinion.

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From the left, "Good example (to ride)", "Bad example", "Bad example", "Get lost"

Phone on the Train

3 Anon 2010/06/16(Wed) 09:05:23 ID:bf3ID9a6O

In the train, there was a young guy playing with a mobile phone.

There was an elderly lady next to him and she said

“Can you turn it off because I have a pace-maker in my heart?”

He bluntly said “I’m just reading a text that came a while ago” and kept playing with it.

A man with glasses who saw it then said,

“You might receive a text soon. Just turn it off.”

“What the fuck are you!?” angrily answered the young guy.

‘Be careful, glasses guy!’ thought everyone seeing this because the young guy had a quite big body.

The young guy showed his mobile to the glasses man and said

“Hey look at this! The last text I got was received 4months ago! Since then no-one has texted me!!

Now who do you think would text me!!? I don’t even have anyone to send a text!!”

Everyone got quite.

However, there was one young lady approaching at him with the blunt expression on her face.

She grabbed his phone away, typed something on his phone, and gave it back to him.

While he got struck dumb with surprise, she started using her own phone.

After short silence, his phone rang.

The young guy got astonished and stared at his phone.

At that time, I’m sure everyone there was crying in mind as well as that guy.

I honestly felt that the world was turning around with the power of love.

The elderly lady died.

Virginity

1 ：('A`)：2006/10/26(Thu) 23:40:47 0

General human beings cannot live without the opposite sex and having genital activities.

They cannot retain the mental stability without relying on their lover.

Then I wonder how the men here, all virgins, obtained the aloof mental stability?

21 ：('A`)：2006/10/27(Fri) 00:16:04 0

Dude, the guy who hasn’t had beef steak will never say “I can’t live without beef steak!”