Kinky taste

67 Anon 2009/12/01(Tue) 00:09:18 ID:pbUH0BA40

I have one thing I would like to ask the men here...

My husband is obsessed with going to mixed-sex public bathing places and he often takes me to such places.

If this was all, I wouldn’t complain, but lately he doesn’t allow me to hide my crotch with a towel.

Especially when there are men there, he forces me to walk and bend down in front of them without a towel.

He says “This is all for the pleasure of our night activity. It makes me feel horny when you, my woman being naked is stared at by some strangers.”

And if I refuse doing so, he gets sulky like a child...(To be honest, it's a bit annoying)

It’s really embarrassing that I’m looked at by some strangers so I want him to stop but...(ToT)

How do you all think of this sort of sexual fetish?

68 Anon 2009/12/01(Tue) 00:55:42 ID:1dsH3fk90

By the way, we both have retired from the job so we have got a plenty of time.

69 Anon 2009/12/01(Tue) 01:07:27 ID:pbUH0BA40

Jesus, your >>68 post ruined my excitement

Shaven heads

819 なごむ :2011/02/04(金) 17:38:24 ID:tFfOjKTVO

This happened when my brother was still a secondary school student.

One day he got shaved his hair at the barber’s shop after school.

I asked him if he failed in love with a girl, but he answered that it was because the girl who went to the same elementary school as him would go back to school tomorrow.

He said she had been hospitalised and all her hair was fell out due to the side effect of the medicine for her treatment.

“If she was the only one having a shaven head, she might feel embarrassed. But if there is another shaven person, she probably would not.” said my brother.

The following day, he told me “There were so many classmates who thought like me...” soon after he came back home.

According to him, from honour students to even the problem student, most of the boys in his class had a shaven head or something close to it. On top of that, some girls who were close to that hospitalised girl had a very short hair style, and one of them completely shaved her hair.

Even the home class teacher had a shaved head.

In the class room where there were so many shaven heads, that hospitalised girl laughed and cried a lot while saying “Thank you, thank you!”

This story made my heart warm.

By the way that girl is now fully recovered. My brother seems to have got liked that shaved head since then, so his head is still shaven.

Thomas [Image]

Run away from a rapist

461：建築家(神奈川県)：2010/07/30(金) 13:25:47.42 ID:5r/bcFeY

I bought the porn titled “Run away from a rapist in a desert island”

And all the girls ran way without being caught not even once.

Love game

527 Anon：2007/09/28(金) 08:00:32 ID:+oRbgoj+０

Those who are not used to girls can’t have a cute girlfriend at the first time.

You guys have been/will have been virgin cos you are dreaming to go out with just one cute girl in your life and marry her.

But don’t ever think that’s possible. Just start seducing a fugly girl and learn how to deal with girls.

Those who are not used to girls get nervous in front of them, so ugly girls are better in terms of “practice”.

Even if you don’t love her at beginning, you could begin feeling affectionate to her after being with for a while.

If you’re satisfied with her, then that’s good. If dissatisfied, then dump her and look for someone prettier.

There’s no way guys with no relationship experience (love-experience level 1) can beat the strong enemy (hot chicks).

Get started with weak enemies (fugly ones), and earn some experience points.

After you reach high level, you’ll be more confident in yourself.

Think like this. “You go out with her just for a try, not for marriage”

Then you probably won’t be nervous with them.

What? You can’t go on a date with a girl you are not into? What a hell are you talking like a pissy elementary boy?

Does the relationship always start when both like each other? Hell no! It’s generally that only one of them is falling for another at first.

Another decides to go out with him/her just for a trial after s/he confesses to him/her.

That’s the same thing.

Basically, you first need to deal with lots of Slimes
(Note: Slime is the weakest enemy in Dragon Quest, the most popular RPG series in Japan).

Why do you have to defeat slimes?

The answer is, you can’t do anything without experience points.

In 1-2 years, your love experience level will get high and you’ll learn spells (pick up lines) and how to use strong weapons (presents).

These things make you more confident and you’ll become able to go out with hot chicks.

The love game gets much more interesting at this stage.

Anyway, when you encounter the enemy you really want to defeat (the girl you are desperate to date with), you don’t wanna give up or be defeated because of your lack of experience, right?

Then, get started with defeating Slimes to pile up the experience!

528 Anon：2007/09/28(金) 08:01:58 ID:NmN0zuiG0

Slime’s pregnancy was unexpected.

Business trip

521 Anon： 2008/05/20(火) 09:43:44

I have a business trip from today

When I opened my suitcase,

*meow*

there was my cat having sneaked in...

I’m already in the bullet train now.

I didn’t realise that you’d been inside the case cos it was so windy and rainy today.

What can I do...

Uniform

254 名無しでGO!：2010/11/27(土) 13:04:41 ID:FNiWOrmc0

I used to work for a small company with around 20 employees.

One day, the president came to me, and showed me a catalogue of female company uniforms.

He said I could choose one, but I thought he was just kidding me

so I selected the one with a really short skirt and looking like a prostitute.

3 months later, the president really introduced the one I had chosen.

No doubt, all the female employees complained about the new uniform.

On top of that, the president told them I was the one who chose it.

I eventually lost my place in the company because of the angry women, and quit the company a few months after that.

A couple of months after my quit, the president visited me for apology.

According to him, the revenue rocketed up lol

Shape of your shit

445 Anon：2011/05/24(火) 15:36:34.76

A few days ago, I was watching a TV show about checking your health through excretions with my sister.

When a female doctor on TV said “Are they anyone here who have a poo shaped like this?”

Sister “Oh mine is just like that!”

Me “Really?”

The doctor on TV “Those who have this shape are...erm...it’s not that particular dangerous but they might like putting something in their anus”

Sister “Oh shit”

Me “Bahahahaha! Seriously!?”

My sister ran away to her room

Since then, there’s something awkward between her and me when we have a talk.

Erecting cat [Image]

25 Anon(catv?)：2011/06/10(金) 14:05:37.50 ID:kvGT1Sm3P

Look at this cutie!

38 Anon (東京都)：2011/06/10(金) 14:11:23.46 ID:hNpkYC/x0

>>25

Oh shit I thought his dick was super-erecting     

Thread: Make a different Kanji by adding two lines to 口 (mouth)

9 Anon (06/10/23 03:12)  ID:Q6ScCyhpTo P

古

10 Anon (06/10/23 03:12)  ID:4vMqmK.b4M P

古

25 Anon (06/10/23 03:36)  ID:4vMqmK.b4M P

Both >>9 and >>10 wrote the same Kanji 古 almost simultaneously.

Basically we happened to come up with the same idea.

What is important here is whether I am>>9 or >>10

Although we have posted at almost the same time, the original is >>9,

and >>10 is merely a rehash, copycat, and the imitative guy.

>>10 is a pathetic shit, and he will be a looser the rest of his life.

Through this post, I confirm that my ID is the same as >>9.

Now I click the reply button with the satisfaction of the victory while feeling a bit pity for >>10.

How much do you earn?

942 Anon：2010/08/16(月) 09:55:43 ID:o+eLT2Ld

My friend went to some sort of speed-dating event.

A woman, who got to know that his job is a business consultant, came to him and said

“How much do you get paid annually?”

even without introducing herself.

He actually gets paid really well but he got sick of this lady and her rudeness so he asked her back

“How big are your tits?”

She slapped him.

Love you the most

126 VIP：2011/03/21(月) 20:04:25.04 ID:vCrq8Sn/O

At a local small amusement park, 4-year-old(ish) girl and her father were in the queue of a merry-go-round.

Father “Daddy and Mummy love you the most in the world.”

Daughter “Really?”

Father “Yes, there is nothing more precious than you for daddy and mummy.”

Daughter “Thank you, I love daddy and mummy too.”

Father “Thank you. So do you love daddy and mummy the most in the world?”

Daughter “Hmmm No I love Tuna.”

Ninja

4 Anon 2011年05月12日 12:19

Years ago, I got on well with a guy from overseas.

When we were having a drink, he annoyingly kept asking me to show him Ninja

So I covered his mouth and looked around us.

He got excited, saying “What!? Are there Ninja? Where’s Ninja?”

So I quietly wrote on the paper towel that

‘Ninja stands for National Intelligence agency of Japan’.

explained to him like

“There’s no Ninja like those in anime and manga these days, but Ninja’s descendants are working as spies.

NINJA is the organisation like the one combining CIA, NSA and FBI. You’re a foreigner so maybe you’re under their surveillance.

If you do something inappropriate here, you’ll get killed.”

He then started being frightened, whispering “where are they?”

So I told him that he’d never be able to find Ninjas. 

Since then, he’s been awkwardly nice to anyone lol

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Nancy doesn't speak Japanese

103 Anon：2011/03/09(水) 20:34:38.51 ID:p/lOZNS9O
Nancy married a Japanese man called Suzuki and started her new life in a foreign country, Japan.

But she doesn’t speak Japanese at all so shopping is one of the hassles for her.

One day she really wanted to buy pork thigh so she went to a butcher,

tucked up her skirt and showed her chubby thigh.

“You want thigh right? Did you mean pork?”

The butcher understood what she meant!

Next day she felt like having breast tender so she went there,

took off her shirt and partially showed her breast.

“You want tender right? Chicken?”

He understood her again!

Next day she really really wanted to get big sausages so she went there again

Then she dragged Suzuki, her husband with her

And

“Can I please have big sausages?” she asked her husband to say that in Japanese.

Latest gothic lolita [Image]

332 Anon(チベット自治区)：2011/06/14(火) 15:04:50.48 ID:uKxXBJN/P

334 Anon(愛知県)：2011/06/14(火) 15:06:26.52 ID:78FVkRkN0

>>332

Tell me, this is some sort of urban legend right? 

349 Anon(大阪府)：2011/06/14(火) 15:16:08.39 ID:K6EWXX+j0

>>332

Where the hell is this creature staring at!? Pants-pissingly scary!   

371 Anon(千葉県)：2011/06/14(火) 16:19:08.94 ID:RE/lBxuF0

>>332

Super-hardcore

New ship

150 VIP：2011/03/21(月) 21:17:27.05 ID:vCrq8Sn/O

When I was helping out my grandpa who is a fisherman, he said the engine of his ship was not well.

Although I was confident in tech stuff, I didn’t think I could fix the ship

So I suggested him to buy a new one.

Then he said

“You’re probably right. When it comes to machines, brand new ones are always better! The only better thing when it’s getting older is my wife! hahaha”.

Listening to this, my grandma was really blushed.

That was intentional!

101 Anon 2010/01/13(Wed) 12:30:27.35 ID:/tl7TWHP
When I was on the way to school by bicycle, the road was just like skating rink so I spun around 360 degrees.
Fortunately I didn't fall over.

Some elementary school kids were looking at this with sparkling eyes and me-admiring looks on their face
So I left there as if I did it on purpose but I actually pissed my undies a bit.

Safety

“Is this parachute definitely safe right?”

“Yes, sir. We have never received any complaints regarding the breakdown of this parachute”

Puppy

675 Anon：2011/01/26(水) 19:59:23 ID:cGNR7dAsO

In the beginning of the last year, a neighbourhood elderly woman began to have a small puppy as that puppy wandered into her garden.

She used to take care of me when I was little so I sometimes went food shopping with her and helped her out for cleaning her house.

I was often worried about her because she always stayed at home alone just watching TV as her legs were not good and her husband passed away years ago.

But after the puppy came, she went out with him for a walk everyday.

At first, she used a stick and walked slowly but a few months later, she no longer needed a walking stick and her legs got recovered enough to go to a near park and talk to other elderly people there.

Eventually she became able to go food shopping and clean up by herself.

What is more, she fell in love with a widowed elderly man who she saw in the park so she got to make up and set her hair to go there with the puppy.

“He invited me for dinner but do you think this is a date? What do you think about these clothes? Are they alright?”

She asked me that in the autumn of the last year.

Now, she lives with that man and the couple taking a walk with the dog looks like they’ve been together for tens of years.

“I thought all I could do in the rest of my life was just pass away but my life renewed thanks to Ochibi-chan (that dog. ‘Ochibi’ means ‘tiny’)”

She now takes care of the dog as if he is her real child.

I’m surprised but glad that one dog can change her life so much.

By the way that small puppy called Ochibi-chan is clever and calm but not Ochibi anymore.

Zippo

589 Anonymous : 04/04/22 23:43

Hiya, I’ll be a Zippo lighter user soon.

I’m thinking of getting my first one to celebrate my own graduation from uni so

could you fuck my arse with your big fat dick?

I wanna know which model is the popular and good one.

Thanks!

590 Anonymous : 04/04/22 23:47

Holy shit!

I accidentally put the 3rd line that was supposed to be used for other thread.

Just read my post above while ignoring the 3rd line.

Sorry for the mistake!

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Pokemon Cummi...umm....Spray [Image]

Online Auction

The buyer of “DEATH NOTE vol.1 [16 May 22:45]”evaluated the seller as “Really Bad”.

Comment : The shipment was fast and had no problem with it.

But, hmm there was a hair that obviously looked like public hair between the cover page and the first page. I wish it was carefully checked. [22 May 07:32]

Answer: Was that true? I am terribly sorry for it. I am not sure if this would make up for it but I am a female in early twenties. As a proof, I sent my picture to your email address. [22 May 22:51]

The buyer of “DEATH NOTE vol.1 [16 May 22:45]”changed the evaluation of the seller as “Really Good”.

High fever

49 Anon：2010/08/11(水) 23:32:07 ID:???

My sister got a fever of 39 degrees.

Since I was the only one at home, I had to take care of her.

She was annoying then like asking me to bring her juice and cook porridge.

Her fever got even higher so she asked me to put suppository in her arse.

I said no cos it would go a bit too far for me but she was like 

“Why the hell are you being embarrassed? We are siblings, no need to feel like that, you idiot!”

so I ended up giving it a try.

The woman whose body is adult asked me to put it in her.

Well, reality is different from porn or sexual manga. I did feel nothing seeing her arse.

I tried to put suppository in her arsehole but I couldn’t get it inside.

My sister complained of a pain and shouted “You stupid! You have to lick it first!”

I hesitated a bit but I tried to put my tongue to her arsehole.

“Idiot! You lick the suppository, not my arse!”

She slapped me.

I was so embarrassed....

Restroom at a shopping centre

When I was in the restroom with my little son at a shopping centre,

My son unusually reacted to the sound “Bho! Pooooooo” from the next restroom…

“Mummy, there is a dinosaur in the next room. Is he alright?” said my son.

Knocking on the wall of the next room, he asked “Are you alright, Dinosaur-san?”

The person in that room knocked back the wall

So my son asked like “Can you take it? Was it a beetle king?” and something random.

People waiting for us were giggling.

I’m terribly sorry, the person next to us…

Guitar, Gas ring, Washing machine [Video]

625 名前： 名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。 [] 投稿日： 2006/07/21(金) 01:11:57 ID:???0

Does anyone know the 3-piece band and they play guitar+vocal, gas ring and a washing machine?

It was like the vocalist with a guitar was singing with loud background noise.

628 名前： 名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。 [] 投稿日： 2006/07/21(金) 01:36:08 ID:???0

>>625

 

629 名前： 名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。 投稿日： 2006/07/21(金) 02:54:20 ID:gF/vspP90

>>628

Serious!? lmao

Amorous pug

910 Anon：2010/09/08(水) 23:15:40 ID:fDIc2AUQO

While I was taking a walk with my pug, his collar come off.

He got excited and ran around. I struggled with catching him.

A man with a woman (maybe boyfriend and girlfriend) caught my pug.

My pug was licking his face a lot.

Man “Hey stop it!” he said this while laughing

Woman “Wao he is really friendly! So cute!”

Me “I’m sorry and thank you fro catching him! Oh my... my pug’s fur got on your suite so much.... I’m really sorry for that, let me pay you for cleaning!”

Man “No worries, I have a pug as well so her fur is always on my suite haha”

Woman “This pug is so adorable! I want a pug too.”

Man “.....then why don’t you marry me?” he whispered

Woman “W-What!?”

He gave me my pug and said

“You really don’t need to pay me. Let me thank you instead.”

He pulled the hand of the woman who was stunned and blushed.

Seeing them going, she nodded!

I was surprised with seeing such a scene but I can’t help smiling, remembering it now.

I hope you guys will be a happily married couple!!

Brother's bicycle

109５期メンバー 投稿日：03/04/27 11:22

One day when I was still 9 years old, I borrowed a bicycle from my big brother.

I went down a steep hill by the bicycle but its brake was broken

So the speed accelerated more and more no matter how strongly I braked.

Pushing my toes on the ground did nothing but wore the soles out.

After all I threw myself into the hedge on the side, which tore my skirt and scratched all my body, I went back home while crying in torn clothes,

Mum was surprised and said “Who did this to you!?”

I tried to say “By big brother’s bicycle.....” but couldn’t because I was sobbing bitterly

So I whispered “b.....big brother.....”

Mum was fainted.