Gundam Seed + Evangelion in China [Video]

Boy's shoplifting

720 Anon：2006/02/27(月) 15:38:26 ID:w0t6w23X

I went to the convenience store sometimes ago, and found a boy who hid cheap lollies in his pocket and ran to the outside.

Following him, that boy stopped in front of a book shop after walking about five blocks away and started looking at a picture book of animals.

I spoke to him, saying “I’ll give back the stuff you stole from the convenience store and apologise to them for you. So don’t ever think about doing that again, ‘kay?”

The kid bit his lip and stared at me for a while, but gradually his eyes became teary. Saying “Sorry” to me, he handed me the lollies he took.

 I gave him a lecture like “men should never do wrong things no matter what”.

The kid was so quiet when I was talking, but when I said bye and turned back, he tugged at my hand.

He looked straight into my eyes and said “I’ll never do that.... cos I’m a man!”.

I left there, having the lollies on the way back home.

My prayer

64 Anon 2006/12/11(月) 00:28:05

When I was still at kindergarten, my father or someone said “Your breasts may become big” to me.

Back then, my breasts were actually not like the flat ones of my friends.

But since I really hated sexual stuff, I felt so bad about being told that.

So I seriously prayed that my breasts won’t grow any bigger to the family shrine.

20 years later.

Great grandpa! Great grandma! And my forefathers!

Why did you grant me that wish!? That was just a nonsense coming from an ignorant little girl!

Fuuuuck!!!

Toupee

301 Anon：2002/04/21 16:23

While I was still an elementary schooler, I happened to know my dad’s secret.

When I was playing with dad, his hair suddenly fell off on the floor.

He wore a toupee.....

“D-Dad....toupee!?”

At dinner on that day, I, who was just an ignorant kid back then, proudly talked to mum and big brother about dad’s toupee as if I got to know something they might not know.

Later, mum strongly said “He’s seriously bothered about the toupee so don’t talk about that ever again!”, and I learnt that was something I must not talk about no matter what.

20 years since that day, I have never mentioned his toupee.

When he gave me a ride on his shoulders, I tried really hard not to touch his hair.

When I was going through rebellious stage and had an argument against him, I really wanted to scream out “You toupee old man!” at him but resisted that desire.

I knew he set his toupee or put hair restorer at the bathroom, so even when I was at an adolescence and really wanted to set my hair with hair wax, I kept patient and didn’t rush him.

Even though I have been putting so much effort on not mentioning his toupee, my big brother, whose head is recently becoming balding, says “My hair is getting like dad’s! Maybe I should try that hair implant thing haha!” to dad without hesitation whatsoever.

Even mum says “Your hair loss is inherited from dad.”

Dad, I’ll never talk about your hair unlike mum and brother! I’ll pretend not to realise your toupee for my life!!

Letter from mother

625 Anon ：2006/08/08(火) 18:49:54 ID:gxEvaWAe0

My mother passed away while I was still at the age of being in a kindergarten.

She left a letter for me, written only in Hiragana so that I could read it.

Since the day Mii-chan came to my tummy, Mummy has been being given the happiest time in the world from Mii-chan.

Mii-chan, who I really really love.

I hope Mii-chan will be the happiest in the world like I was.

Mother, I’m going to be married this autumn.

I will be the happiest one in the world.

Girlfriend's fart

When I invited my girlfriend, who I intended to marry, to the family dinner...

*Dboooo*

Everyone “...........”

It was obviously her.

It sounded from her ass.

Absolutely, her fart.

Mum said “Oh honey, stop it!” to dad for not embarrassing her.

Thumbs up, mum!

I almost hi-fived her but restrained myself.

But dad said “No I didn’t! Definitely not me!”

Dad, why are you getting mad so much?

We could keep the good mood here if you pretended to have farted!

Is it that you wannna say “I’m a dandy father who doesn’t fart” to my girlfriend? Bullshit!

I got kind of panicked and said “Sorry, that was me!” but my girlfriend confessed “S-Sorry for this. That was me....”.

While thinking of how to help her not to embarrass any further, dad said “Did you have Kimchi last night? Smells like that! haha”

There was no other day in my life than then which makes me realise why dad was fired several months ago.

Lonely battle in the bath

311 Anon ：2007/01/09(火) 22:38:02 ID:81JZjEah0

It’s really embarrassing to talk about but...

While taking a bath, being drunk, I remembered the sort of urban legend that a dick was stuck in a drain and could not pull it off.

Thinking “that can’t be happened!”, I tried.

At the bathroom of a cheap old apartment, my dick was sucked into a small drain.

I tried to pull it out but couldn’t. I suddenly got sober.

Weird posing....my dick getting colder and colder....my heart started pounding...

312 ：311 ：2007/01/09(火) 22:43:42 ID:81JZjEah0

After 10 minutes, I was totally panicked and shouted out. But the next room was empty, so there was no hope anyone would come...

I could neither get out of the bathroom nor call for help. I started sweating so bad...

I began to feel suffocated because of having a strange pose for a while.

The thought that I wanted to be released from the drain was twirling in my mind.

A razor leaning on the mirror caught my eye. At that moment, my heart started pounding so fast.

“If I cut my dick off, I can get out of here....”　

I seriously thought so back then.

313 ：311 ：2007/01/09(火) 22:58:14 ID:81JZjEah0

Panting...panting...panting....

Repeatedly having a short breath, my hand reached the razor.

“Even if I cut it, it should be able to be put back as long as I have a surgery immediately!”

“What if my dick is totally swallowed into the drain?”

So many things came up in my mind. I think I went nuts then.

“If I cut it off, it’s so pitiful for my girlfriend who loves sex...”

When I thought about her, I calmed down a bit.

It was a power of love, or maybe rather a fear of being dumped.　

A washbowl caught my eye, and I took all hot water out of the bath.

When most water was flushed to another drain, I plunged the handle of the razor between the drain and my dick.

My dick was pulled out 3 hours after it got stuck.

My dick got cold and numb so I squirted hot water at it.

I was so scared that my dick could become rotten and fell off so I ran for the hospital.

A doctor and a nurse scolded me off so bad.

My shoulder got hurt because of having a weird posing for a long time but thankfully, I didn’t have to be a man without a dick!

But my girlfriend dumped me the following week...

Tummy

390 Anon：2011/07/13(水) 20:04:42.16 ID:J8cGiP6S

On the one end of the bench at a shopping centre, a mother with big breasts was looking for something in her bag with her 3yo-ish son.

On another end of the bench, there was a young sales man with an exhausted face.

That little boy worriedly gave a glance to the sales man a few times, and asked “Is your tummy hurt?”.

The man powerlessly smiled at the boy and answered “I’m alright, thank you...”

It was a very hot day back then, so maybe the man came to the shopping centre to take a short rest at a cool place.

Hearing his answer, the boy took his mum to him, asked her to squat down and said

“You can touch them. You will feel better.”, pointing at her breasts.

The mother looked surprised but the sales man looked even more surprised.