My weird collecting habit

449 Anon：2006/05/01(月) 13:42:47 ID:uoDe7ivx

I somehow collect the bristle of my cat.

In between seasons, I can get lots of her bristle by brushing.

She looks like she’s feeling good, and I feel good to collect lots of it so it’s “Kill two birds with one stone”.

I also collect her nails and whiskers fallen out.

But one day, when a pot of instant coffee was filled up with her bristle, I began to feel that it was a shame that there would be no use of it.

I came up with a good idea.

My cat is black.

I cut off a brand-new black stocking, put double stick tape on it, pasted the cat’s bristle and combed it.

Taking 3 hours, I made a toupee. Next morning, I stuck it on my husband’s balding head with the same double stick tape.

I said “breakfast is ready!” and woke him up.

He went to the bathroom, still being half asleep.

“Oh my!!!!” said him and rushed to the kitchen, saying

“H-H-Hey something fluffy grew on my head! The hair grew!?”

I was choked up, laughed a lot so that he realised some discomfort on his head.

He peeled off the stocking with black bristle.

“Don’t show me a dream that I have to wake up from....” sadly said him.

I felt guilty and about to apologise to him

But looking at the cat browbeating the toupee made of her bristle and my husband saying “that’s yours!!” to her,

I couldn’t help laughing out loud again!

Testimonial presentation ceremony [Image]

Last homework

837 Anon ：04/11/05 21:57:17 ID:7ZRzBvsY

This is my friend’s story.

My friend was a kind of punk.

He always skipped class to hang out with his mates.

Most of the teachers at his high school gave up on him, but his homeroom teacher was different.

Seems like he was a strong man who tackled everything with all his effort.

He encouraged my friend who then faced a problem to go up to the next year.

Of course my friend often turned against that teacher but he never gave up on him.

My friend got a job offer from a construction company after high school probably because of his effort and that teacher's.

And last October, my friend had a strange dream.

In the dream, he was in the classroom of his high school with some students.

At the front of the classroom, there was that teacher standing with smile on his face.

He wrote ‘Self-study’ on the blackboard and said

“From tomorrow, you guys will have holidays but I’ll give you some homework!”

My friend booed but the teacher smiled at him and said

“This is the last homework from me. Enjoy your life.”

My friend said he felt weird when he woke up.

And that day, around noon, he was notified of the death of that teacher.

He didn’t tell me the cause of his death but he said it was sudden.

A few days ago, when we were drinking he told me this story, saying “today was the anniversary of his death.”

He was crying although he’s usually sort of a strong guy, which made me believe that he was steadily working on the last homework from his homeroom teacher.

Looks like you!

884 Anon： 09/07/18(土) 22:38:59

This happened to me just a few minutes ago.

After taking a bath, I was watching TV.

On TV, a girl, who looked a bit like the girl I’m falling for, appeared.

So I took a photo with my mobile and sent it to her with the message, “looks like you!”.

I checked what I had sent a bit later, and my dick was reflected in the TV table’s glass in the picture.

She hasn’t replied me yet.

I wish earth would explode soon.

Awesome invention: Invisible glass [Image]

Believe it or not, there are two glass cubes on the picture below.

The details can be found on here, or google “nippon electronic invisible”. Unfortunately, I cannot explain this well.