Monday 7 March 2011

Handshake session

Yahoo! Answers

Q.
Can I go to the handshake session of the idol after touching my dick?

A.
I guess there would be a lot of guys like you. 
Unfortunately, idols will probably wash their hand over and over after the session.
However, the molecule of your sperm will be taken by the hand of the guy behind you through the hand of the idol. 
This guy is highly unlikely to wash his hand for a while. 
He will probably smell his hand, think “I’ll never want to wash this hand!”, and wank with that hand.
The molecule of your sperm is rubbed into his penis, and eventually it will be mixed with the molecule of his sperm.

You can touch your penis, but do not forget to greet the guy behind you.