78 Anon：2011/05/08(日) 09:45:16.30 ID:W0KhB9Il
When an elderly woman was taking a nap while having a male cat on her lap, a wizard came to her.
“Hi, I’m a wizard. I can grant you three wishes”
“Stay away from me” said the lady. “Don’t make fun of an elderly woman.”
“Hey, I really am a wizard”
“Then why don’t you turn that pumpkin into a golden carriage?”
“Sure”
As soon as the wizard swang his stick, the pumpkin became a golden carriage.
Seeing this, the elderly woman was suddenly motivated.
“Turn me to a young beautiful princess!”
“Of course.” The wizard swang his stick, and the elderly woman became a beautiful princess.
“What’s next? This is the last one.”
“Turn my cat to a rich prince!”
The wizard swang the stick and the cat became a good-looking prince.
“I granted you three wishes so good-bye!”
After the wizard went away, the prince took the princess’s hand and whispered to her ear
“Now you regret that you got me castrated at the vet last year don’t you?”
