Thursday, 13 October 2011

Modern Ninja

72 Anon:2011/05/10(火) 04:08:17.47 ID:ACI/+jLv
This is ages ago, when I was working at a restaurant, a tourist-looking foreigner came ask me whether Ninja doesn’t exist these days anymore.

I said “There are many!”
“Where? And who are Ninja?” said him.
“You can’t tell from the appearance” answered me.
Then he said “Why not? Ninja is supposed to be in black cloths, holding a sword on his back….”

So I said
“What’s the job of Ninja? They are some kind of spies and snipers right?
If they were in all black cloths and held a sword oh their back, people will soon find out that they are Ninja.
The modern Ninja are in business suits or the outfit just like you wear.
They don’t have to dive into the lake with bamboo pipes anymore.
They now carry on the missions through high-tech tools made in Japan.
They used to work under Shogun but nowadays they belong to a national organisation.
They are alike of CIA but the government doesn’t publicly acknowledge their existence.
Ninjas can be not only public employees but also private employees and ordinary people.
If you want to know more about it, go get the book called “Gendai no Ninja (Modern Ninja)” published by Tamiake Shobou.”

He ran for the book shop. 

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Cat and tablets

684 Anon:2007/07/29(日) 00:53:15
In the beginning of May this year.
My boss was grumpy and he was taking his frustration out on me.
One day he told me off for something uncontrollable to me, called me useless and complained about my disability, which made me hate everything in the world.
I had depression so I had got a plenty of pills.
I was so disappointed at everything around me so I brought all the tablets at home and opened them up on the table to kill myself. While taking the tablets out of the tablet sheet, my cat came to my room as she likes playing with that sheet.
She usually plays soccer with it, but at that time she slapped my cheek and hands, scattered the tablets on the table, and screamed so loud.
I was stunned then but my parents came to my room hearing her scream.
After all I was scolded by my family and doctor and my suicide plan failed.
But eventually the boss of my boss got to know my mental state, and he was bitterly interrogated at the manager meeting.
Since then, every night my cat comes to my room before I go to bed, and stares at me right next to me as if she is making sure that I take the right amount of tablets.
I’m such a bad owner but thank you so much for being with me!

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Frog

54 Anon:2011/06/02(木) 17:39:50.78 ID:7ZvFDqHp
I also have got a similar experience.

One evening, coming back from work, there was a frog in front of my house.
I was amazed cos there is no field around my house and it’s in the middle of the city here.

So I brought a piece of bread for the frog from my house but it didn’t make a move at all.
I thought frogs may be predatory so I brought a sausage but it didn’t move at all as well.
I was bored so I went back home.

In the next morning, my wife was furious because of the following reason.
“There is a big crap with a piece of bread and a sausage. Someone might be making fun of us but I don’t quite understand it!”

Of course I haven’t told her the truth.
I’m planning to keep this secret till I pass away.

Friday, 7 October 2011

Wizard


78 Anon:2011/05/08(日) 09:45:16.30 ID:W0KhB9Il
When an elderly woman was taking a nap while having a male cat on her lap, a wizard came to her.
“Hi, I’m a wizard. I can grant you three wishes”
“Stay away from me” said the lady. “Don’t make fun of an elderly woman.”
“Hey, I really am a wizard”
“Then why don’t you turn that pumpkin into a golden carriage?”
“Sure”
As soon as the wizard swang his stick, the pumpkin became a golden carriage.

Seeing this, the elderly woman was suddenly motivated.
“Turn me to a young beautiful princess!”
“Of course.” The wizard swang his stick, and the elderly woman became a beautiful princess.
“What’s next? This is the last one.”
“Turn my cat to a rich prince!”
The wizard swang the stick and the cat became a good-looking prince.

“I granted you three wishes so good-bye!”
After the wizard went away, the prince took the princess’s hand and whispered to her ear
“Now you regret that you got me castrated at the vet last year don’t you?”

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