Encounter

106  774R : 2006/11/14(Tue) 19:31:15 ID:NUSeDaQR

The year before the last year, I was touring by myself by motorbike.

While having a break at the rest place, 20 year old-ish girl came talk to me.

She just wanted to ask me something about the motorbike as we had the same models.

We had a lively and enjoyable talk.

We exchanged our phone numbers.

In the end, that girl became my wife.

I wish I had ignored her then.

How I met your mother

372 Anon：2011/01/19(水) 19:32:28

When I was sniffing the school swimwear of the cutest girl in my class, that girl unfortunately showed up.

“You’re such a pervert! I’ll give you 10 times of whipping as a punishment!!” said that girl, and whipped me by the skipping rope.

The following day, she was taking class as if nothing had happened and my teacher didn’t tell me off for what I did but...

I got a letter from her that says “Come to the behind of the school building after class.”

When I went there, she was waiting for me with the skipping rope in her hand.

Continuing on the things like that for years during high school, university, workplace...

“I don’t wanna work anymore! I’ll be a housewife!!” said her, and we married after all.

I had her virgin but then she was like “hey... you.....be more....gentle....” which made me more keen on her.

I can’t tell my children how I met their mother.....

Hallucination

598 Anonymous 2010/09/29(Wed) 19:24:26 ID:Krc1BukL
When I was at high school, I often felt as if all the girls in my class were talking behind my back so I talked about it to my parents, crying like a little boy. They took me to the psychiatrist. He gave me some medication. Despite that, I started feeling as if even all the boys were speaking evil of me. I seriously thought like the medicine wasn’t working on me and I would go nuts and die soon.

At last I found the courage to talk about my mental sickness to my best friend, and he said “You’re not hearing things. All of the girls and boys are really talking about you like a shit. So just calm down, you aren’t mentally sick.” Good grief, I’m not mental!

Call girl

393 Anon: 2011/02/20(日) 11:20:08.11 ID:RG2+mEsv0

When I was working at the office in the US, I was invited by my colleague for a drink in his place.

He said his wife was away, and made a call to a call girl all of sudden.

The woman who showed up was a chubby middle-aged lady who probably used to be beautiful ages ago.

Still, it was my first time to have sex with a white woman, and I got excited.

While I was absorbed in fucking her in a doggy-style, my colleague tapped my shoulder.

I thought it was the sign for swapping, but he said

“Sorry for being late, but this is my wife.”

Dream

126 Anonymous 2008/12/09(Tue) 19:43:24 ID:naXzNI4H

Two school kids were walking. One of them suddenly stopped and said

“Oh I forgot it at school!”

“What is it?” asked another kid.

“My dream!” answered the kid. (maybe its school homework)

And they went back to the way they came.

Two middle aged guys were looking at this, and one said

“I feel like I forgot it too.”

“Even if you realise that now, it’s too late” said another guy.