Sunday 29 May 2011

Fart

616 Anon2010/07/31() 09:42:54.74 ID:G8qg5zsI
As I was taking science at elementary school, my science teacher was pouring some chemical stuff on the cloth.
Maybe because of the chemical reaction, the cloth made the sound like ‘pong!’ and Tanaka, sitting behind me, farted simultaneously.
Everyone in the class room laughed out, Tanaka laughed and even the teacher laughed loud.
However, the teacher poured too much chemical stuff on the cloth due to this distraction, and it started smoking.
The cloth emitted clouds of smoke, and finally the fire alarm went off.
This cause a big fuss like all the students at school evacuated, fire brigades came, and even the inspection party of town councillors who happened to pass by came to the school.

At the homeroom on that day, that science teacher (young and really good-looking) who caused the smoke had watery eyes,
Somehow many girls there were sobbing as well, and started shouting
“It’s all Tanaka’s fault farting in such timing”
“I agree!”
Tanaka was having a “Whaaaaat????!!!!!” face
And boys were looking at him and laughing.

The following day, the rumour, that the science room was blown off because Tanaka’s fart was ignited, was spread among the town
And he was the most famous boy in the town till he graduated from the secondary school.