My hobby is fishing, and old stockings are really good to clean fishing rods.
But unfortunately I don’t have a girlfriend
So it’s a bit hard to get used stockings.
One day when I had a drink with my colleagues after work,
Girls got drunk and began to talk about ‘how to throw old stockings away’.
Some said they cut them into small pieces, other said they wrap them with papers to prevents perverts from collecting them.
One girl said “I also cut them into pieces and throw away, but it’s such a hassle”
So I said like “Really? What a waste! Can I have them? Stockings are really good to rub a stick. ”
Everyone got disgusted. Only my boss (50-year-old lady) joked like
“What about my stockings? Am I still attractive to you?”
I was panicked and said
“Well, I use them just to finish off”
I really wanted to hang myself then. This story sound like a made-up one, but it’s unfortunately a real story.
