A few days ago, I went back home early morning after having drinks all night and getting totally drunk.
My wife got raged and we had a terrible argument.
She blamed me a lot.
Wife ”........but you could at least give me a call!”
Me “I was way too drunk so I couldn’t...”
Wife “Is that the only reason!? Not giving me a single call, you didn’t even come back at night! I called your mobile too but you didn’t answer!!”
Cat “Meow”
Wife “Meow (←looks like its her automatic responsive habit).......I was so worried! You made me feel so anxious!!”
Cat “Meow meow”
Wife “Meow meow..... I even thought about calling the police cos you might have been involved in something serious!!!”
Please, please don’t talk to the cat while we are having a fight......
I had to bite my lip so hard so that I would not laugh....
