I’m a taxi driver.
In summer last year, I had 28yo-ish beautiful mother and her son.
Getting into the taxi, she was yawning a lot.
I asked her whether she was exhausted.
Mother “I don’t have much sleep lately”
Me “Yeah it’s hard to fall asleep at hot nights like these days.”
Mother “Yes, I really can’t sleep well....”
Then her 3yo-ish son said
“Mummy, you can’t sleep because you are licking daddy’s peenie!”
I had’t seen such blushed face that was as red as tomato.