Friday, 6 May 2011

3 best moments you feel like someone is manly

324 Anon2011/05/03() 04:28:41.23 ID:5MFEwayA
The 3 best moments you feel someone is really mainly

1. Blow sake (or other alcohol) on the wound, snip T-shirt and bandage it up
“When I went mount-climbing with my BF and I got cuts from branches on the ground, he treated my cuts like that. This made me fall for him even more” (Saitama prefecture/ 19yo/ Female)

2. Hold drumsticks on both hands and bite them off with a kingly zest
“My boss was having lunch like that, and it made me want to cook him something” (Kagoshima prefecture/ 40yo/ Female)

3. Sleep while sitting
“When I was drunk and my friend let me stay over in his place, he also let me use his bed. He slept while sitting although I didn’t mind sleeping with him in the same bed... He was so hot!” (Ibaraki prefecture/ 22yo/ Male)

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Inheritance

467 Anon : 2010/12/19(Sun) 01:51:38 ID:o7qVxNQh
There was a lazy man who didn’t work at all and was playing around all the time.
His father, nearing his end, didn’t want his son to receive an inheritance without effort, and wanted him to work by himself.
After his death, the man received a key and a letter.
In the letter it was said “If you cannot gain anything no matter how hard you try, open the door with this key.”
The man, who can’t financially rely on his father anymore, put all the effort on work but his life didn’t go well.
Eventually he opened the door indicated in the letter.
However, there was nothing except for the rope hanging from the ceiling in the room.
“Are you saying I can just hang myself!?”
The man raged at this, he decided to work frantically.
Even so, his circumstance didn’t get any better.
He despaired of his life, and went back to that room to hang himself.
However, when he hung himself, the ceiling came down
And the piles of money from his father poured to him.

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Thread: Your life experienced an unexpected error

1 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 19:49:03.01 ID:CE1VO05C0
To solve this problem, restart your life or contact the customer support center.

2 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 19:49:44.49 ID:YKpG2vXdO
No jobs found for you

19 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 20:00:11.67 ID:ctns/ElQ0
404 Job Not found

29 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 20:16:34.57 ID:N1wtfq3h0
Not Responding

42 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 20:27:20.92 ID:fpTUKoFk0
Logon failed: Serious communication problems detected

43 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 20:28:32.17 ID:5FpO5++70
Father: Running
Mother: Running
Sister: Running
Brother: Running
Me: Not Responding

47 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 20:34:48.05 ID:fpTUKoFk0
Access to the file ‘How to deal with people’ is denied

54 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 23:36:41.45 ID:CcxdtxsoO
Search: My good points
0 documents matched

56 Anon : 2010/12/17(Fri) 23:47:24.64 ID:Lk9f+fk+0
Spy-bot-Search&Destroy detected the important change in registry
Category: Social position
Change: Value change
Entry: School
Old data: No friends
New data: Target being bullied

Allow the change

68 Anon : 2010/12/18(Sat) 00:36:35.92 ID:hSZD1r0pO
Hey guys, stop this shit, seriously

70 Anon : 2010/12/18(Sat) 00:41:45.90 ID:jKP4SaNh0
The connection between ‘you’ and ‘society’ has timed out
No Results Found for ‘Jobs’

72 Anon : 2010/12/18(Sat) 00:59:22.62 ID:7RtoATp10
Your life cannot build the connection with the network of people

79 Anon : 2010/12/18(土) 02:44:07.35 ID:hh1AXC/d0
Your life is shutting down......

Sunday, 1 May 2011

How do single men in disaster areas deal with sexual desire?

678 名無しさん@涙目です。(山梨県)2011/04/21() 16:29:57.73 ID:hn61uMiC0
This solves ever issue.