Women’s behaviours that disappoint driving men

225 Anon：2010/11/19(金) 09:52:49 ID:IPMEEF4n0

Women’s behaviours that disappoint driving men

1. Being wrapped up in texting
2. Doing nothing to help men drive
3. Eating something all the time
4. Sleeping
5. Half-hearted reply to questions
6. Putting foots up on the dashboard
7. Making up
8. Looking obviously bored
9. Saying “how long do we take more to get there?”
10. Distracting by saying “Hey look at it!”

244 Anon：2010/11/19(金) 09:59:39 ID:n9PzhZyoO

>>225

Women’s driving that gives a shock to men’s heart

1. Suddenly turn right
2. Suddenly brake
3. Suddenly phone call
4. Suddenly drive backwords

Old diary

195 Anon：2009/06/11(木) 12:48:26 ID:Xr4zvrNI

Cleaning up my room, I happened to find my old diary written about 6 years ago.

Most pages were blank, but there were short comments on some pages like

“Surprisingly, I woke up this morning!!”....

I immediately throw it away.

ED

668 Anon：2011/03/11(金) 10:57:51.82 ID:TJ60woHs

My patient had Erectile Dysfunction that originated from his mental issues.

Me “No need to worry about it too much, this is just temporary.”

P “Do you have any idea when exactly this gets better?”

Me “Don’t rush yourself, you’ll be better soon if you have a chance.”

P “Chance?”

Me “Yes, take an action when you think you can do it. But only with your wife, okay?”

A few weeks later, he came back to me and gladly said “Your advice helped me a lot!”

Me “Congratulations, if you don’t mind, could you tell me under what kind of circumstance your problem was solved?”

P “It was at dinner. When I tried to have a pepper box, she also reached out for it. My finger touched her finger. My wife slightly blushed and smiled at me. At that time, my wife who I got used to see looked so loveable.”

P “Unintentionally I held her hand strongly, she was a bit surprised.....and my desire just exploded. I pushed over all the dishes to the floor, pushed my wife down, wildly striping her clothes off, then she started feeling horny as well....”

P “It was great! Not only mine got just erected but also we did it three times there. My wife was satisfied too!”

Me “Glad to hear that you completely recovered. There won’t be any problem for you anymore.”

P “The only problem is, we can’t go to the restaurant anymore.”

Thread: Things girls check when they go into boy’s room

1：影の軍団ρ ★：2010/11/16(火) 07:21:29 ID:???0

Rooms express everything of owners’ characteristics.

Girls who visit boy’s room look as if they don’t really care what’s there, but many of them actually pay great attention to so many things there.

Then, what exactly do they actually check first?

1. Smell at room to check how clean the air is

2. Look at the floor and see whether or not it’s covered with dusts and hair.

3. Look at the bed and check the length and colour of the hair on it.

4. Go to the bathroom and check if there is a tooth brush for another girl.

5. Check the rubbish bin and see whether there is some girl’s stuff for make-ups.

6. Look at the book shelve and check what kind of books are there.

7. Check the kitchen and see if it’s cleaned well.

8. Count the numbers of/ patterns on cups and plates

9. Look at the wall and the ceiling and see whether there’re some geeky posters.

What about you? Girls carefully check boy’s room more than boys think, and judge whether he’s not cheating on them.

201 Anon：2010/11/16(火) 13:45:19 ID:g0yygXle0

What men check when they go to girl’s room

1. Sniff the room and feel her smell.

2. While a girl goes to the kitchen, quickly keep the pubes on the floor.

3. Go to the bathroom, and lick the seat.

4. Check the rubbish bin in the bathroom, and collect napkins

5. See what’s inside the washing machine. Sniff undies and bras.

6. If there’s nothing inside the washing machine, try the cloths in her closet when she goes to the toilet.

7. Put cum in her drink while she’s in the bathroom. Do not forget to mix it well.

8. Wipe the cum on your hand by her undies.

9. Look carefully at her drinking the juice with your cum.

202 Anon：2010/11/16(火) 13:46:15 ID:W3Y0JYPD0

>>201

Since you’re like that, you’re so unpopular among them.

Curse on the landlord

802 Trader＠Live! 2009/09/27(日) 05:39:42 ID:9d9ETy3p

When I was still a student, I was really poor and couldn’t pay the rent.

The landlord waited till I got money, she was always harsh on me although I wasn’t even eating much.

So I asked my friend how to summon a demon to pay her back.

He said “Hmm maybe you put raw meat in between two mirrors facing each other, I guess.”

At the night of that day, I put two mirrors held against each other and put raw meat, that I bought with all my saving, in between them.

I sat by these mirrors and stared at them whole night.

It was already morning when I noticed.

The following day, the landlord asked me like “I could see you from outside last night, but what were you doing?”

And I answered like “I can see so much meat when I do that”.

That night, she somehow cooked me sukiyaki, and she also bought the curtain for my room.

She suddenly turned to be gentle, and she waited for the rent for longer time.

Curse and magic are amazing.

Thread: The shape of UK looks like a girl being bothered about her own breast size

368 Anon (神奈川県)：2011/09/18(日) 18:11:51.12 ID:RWfXEPS40

Don’t you think UK looks like a girl who has a complex about her breast size?

580 Anon (茨城県)：2011/09/18(日) 19:00:37.42 ID:Wc0fKPwS0

Do you mean something like this?

596 Anon (福岡県)：2011/09/18(日) 19:04:05.74 ID:OKwS/gU20

>>580

At least I understand how passionate you’re about Manchester

600 Anon (千葉県)：2011/09/18(日) 19:05:22.87 ID:V21R9fKA0

>>580

Manchester lmao 

other images↓

http://twitpic.com/6mvkz1

Bind tightly

496 Anon：05/03/10 19:54:38

A few years ago, my hospital got a phone call from a man bitten by a poisonous snake

So I told him to bind tightly and come to the hospital asap.

The pale man with a bound snake came over.

Temptation

97 Anon 2010/01/09(土) 21:33:49.72 ID:i1Duj0Yn0

A young female student visited the room of one uni professor.

“Mr, please... Could you please let me pass my next exam?”

“I can do whatever you want...”

She kneeled down in front of the professor, stroking her hair,

Looking straight at his eyes, she said again.

“Please, I’m prepared to do whatever you want me to do....”

The professor looked back at her eyes.

“Will you really do whatever I want?”

“Yes, I will....”

The professor whispered to her ear.

“Then, can you study?”

Drowsiness

865 Anon：2005/05/14 05:24:11 ID:SGIRjipN0

I’m feeling so sleepy now....

I go boil some eggs...

How long should I boil?

868 Anon：2005/05/14 05:24:33 ID:HtvLZkQI0

>>865

Why don’t you use a microwave?

874 Anon：2005/05/14 05:24:57 ID:SGIRjipN0

>>868

Rodger that, it should be easier....

Damn....so sleepy.....

913 Anon：2005/05/14 05:29:00 ID:SGIRjipN0

The microwave exploded! lmao

Fucking fabulous! Hahahaha

932 Anon：2005/05/14 05:30:03 ID:SGIRjipN0

>>868

Hey where the bloody hell are you!? Come help for cleaning up, you bullshit!!!!

New brother

847 Anon:  2006/10/23(月) 18:02:07 ID:ssLbR5ra

Today the mother, whose child goes to the same kindergarten as my little boy, gave a birth!

Sometimes ago, I got a call from her and was asked to bring her child to her place!

I said “Sure thing!” and went to the kindergarten!

I told that boy that he now has a little brother!

We went to the hospital!

He was excited and so was I!

I forgot my child at the kindergarten!

Ghost prank

735 Anon：04/12/03 02:22:02 ID:s+5tthHf

Ages ago, I played a prank on my friend who really hates ghosts and that sort of stuff.

I went driving with him in the night.

1. I drove to the mountain path where look like no-one was around.

2. I said “I wonder what that little girl was doing here in such a late night” . I kept driving. Of course I didn’t see such a girl.

3. Every 15 minutes, I said “Look, isn’t that the girl we saw before?”

4. After the third time, I stopped and got off the car. I pretended to talk to someone.

5. My friend, frightened enough to piss his pants, drove off while leaving me alone.

6. I really had no idea how to get back to my place.

911 conspiracy fact on 2chan

The thread was generated on 7th of September 2001 and 'JW Vincent' disappeared after 9.11. Is this just a coincidence? 

(I'm not a big fan of 911 conspiracy theories)

Thread: Any means to securely leak the highly confidential information?

1 Anon：2001/09/07 16:26

I obtained the significantly confidential information.

If I leak this, this will be the headline tomorrow all over the world for sure.

Do you guys have any idea to leak this on the Internet without any danger?

FBI is highly likely to investigate the anonymous forums like 2chan as well and find out about me if I leak it here.

I would like to leak the information without attracting the eyes of both CIA and FBI.

What can I do? If you come up with any ideas, let me know.

31 JW Vincent：2001/09/08 01:17

I am seriously looking for any safe means of leaking this online.

I would love to argue the ways that leave no track of mine.

I expect 2channellers to come up with creative ideas.

Please do not underestimate FBI’s information-gathering skills.

61 JW Vincent：2001/09/11 17:01

No, since you guys don’t know how skilful FBI is, you can say such things.

If they find out the information that was supposed to be hid is leaked, they’ll certainly make a move in order to prevent more information dissemination.

Once suspected, they will persistently monitor you.

If there is a possibility that I obtained this information by illegal means (actually...), they would forcefully restrain me. If I’m the only one to be restrained, that’s fine but I definitely don’t want to involve my colleagues and friends.

I need the idea to avoid their eyes. I don’t mind how ad hoc it is.

I have given the same question to the online forums in some countries, however no practical idea has been suggested yet.....

I didn’t expect that the level of difficulty goes up so high with only one condition, ‘leaking online’.

Log of the thread (Japanese)

Don't think I'm a slutty!

18 Anon： 2009/07/16(木) 14:42:15 ID:3tFmUfn+

It was hot summer day today.

Since it was too hot, I wore tank top with thin shoulder straps and short leggings.

I was putting a big apron on them, and baking breads in the heated kitchen.

I heard a bell, so I went to the entrance and opened the door.

There was a postman whose face looked like saying “Jesus, I saw what I shouldn’t have seen!!”

And hid his face with the box he was holding.

It was probably because the big apron hid my tank top and short leggings,

And I looked like I wore only an apron on naked body.

“Oh No! He might think that I’m a loose lady who’s sweating with whatever powder and coming outside with only an apron on!”

I cleverly understand the circumstance, so I said

“It’s not like what you think! This is…”

And tried to turn the apron on my breast to show that I’m actually in the tank top,

But I happened to turn the apron together with the tank top and showed my right nipple quickly.

I was an exhibitionist to him then, yeah for sure.

After that, I got panicked, saying

“Look at me! I wear them! Look!! Look at me!!”

I raised both arms and turned around over and over to show my cloths,

The postman got terribly confused as well and said

“I can see them! You wear them, you do wear them so please calm down! ”

I hope a storm comes and lightning strikes on him to make him forget this soon.

Oh by the way, the parcel was loquat. The breads were baked well. They were yum.

$10 for the touch on tits

156 Anon 2011/01/11(火) 16:10:40.43 ID:7NwpfCjE0

When I was in the final year of my elementary school, I heard the rumour that some girls in the class let boys touch their boobs for $10.

I talked about this rumour to one of my close girls,

And then she said “Do you wanna touch mine too? If so, come to my house with $10 after school”.

I was shocked cos I kind of had a crush on her but the temptation of boobs exceeded the shock

So I ran to her house with all my money after school.

I had the first touch on boobs in my life then although it was on her cloths.

I don’t talk about the detail of what I did after here, but I asked her one thing after I calmed down.

“You let other boys to touch yours as long as they pay, right?”.

“Yeah” said her without hesitation.

I answered “I see....” feeling a big shock

But then she whispered

“Other boys have to pay me $100000000 tho.....”

Even now, we’re officially married, but she asks me to pay $10 when I try to touch her boobs lol

Shit happens

158 Anon：2010/08/13(金) 00:59:29 ID:cAh76Bdw0

I called a call girl to a motel but somehow my wife came.

We pretended as if we were someone different.

Even when she jerked off, it was exactly how my wife does.

Our talk was so awkward then.

A few days after that, my wife quit her part-time job at the ‘supermarket’.

I also stopped my ‘over work’ and go home every early evening.

But because we are scared of something, we haven’t had sex since then

Meanie cat [Video]

You wanted this, right?

303 Anon: 2005/05/02(月) 16:52:00

Dad “You wanted this, right?”

Mum “I found what you’ve been wanted.”

Sister “My friend gave me the one she wasn’t using.”

Brother “I ordered it for you.”

Grandpa “There was one I used to use in the backyard shed.”

Friend “I found this at home.”

Cousin “I bought it for you cos you’ve been looking for it.”

Teacher “I happened to have it in my place.”

Part-time job’s boss “I’m actually collecting them. You can have one.”

Neighbour “We have the one our son used to use when he was little.”

Amazon.co.jp “Your order has been shipped.”

I’m so sorry.

I don’t think I wanna break it with a hammer just like a little boy anymore.

I won’t say like “I’ve seen it only in Manga! Can we still get it these days?” ever again.

It’s not that I was desperate for it, I felt like I wanted it just a little.

So please, please don’t give it to me anymore.

A mountain of the piggy banks is getting piled up higher and higher...

Woody [Image]

Teen-complex delusion

110 ：Anon：2010/08/22(日) 10:32:01.12 ID:8i4BfIZV0

At secondary school, my seat was by the window.

Having class, I often imagined that terrorists would come attack the school,

So I was often cautiously giving a glance at the outside.

One day, while taking a class, something suddenly came up in my mind

So I shouted “Everyone, get down!”

And jumped up on my desk, but I twisted my ankle, lost balance and fell from the open window to the flower beds outside.

Since my classroom was level 1, I didn’t get hurt that much

But my parents were called to school and teachers told me off so much.

I also got a nickname “Suicide-kun” the following day.

Yeah, shit happens.