Cooperation

Note: On the “VIP board” in 2ch, where everyone talks randomly, the topic thread like “if the phrase UPLOAD>YOUR>BOOBS>PLEASE is sequentially completed with 4 different people, I’ll upload pictures of my boobs” is built virtually every day.

Example:

1 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:02:53

UPLOAD

2 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:03:23

YOUR

3 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:03:53

BOOBS

4 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:04:23

PLEASE

Thread Title: 
If the phrase “I>WOULD>LIKE>TO>HAVE>SEX” is completed...

1 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:02:53

Then, let’s have sex! (Only those living around Tokyo)

The person who complete the phrase with “SEX” is entitled to f*ck me lol

2 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:03:12

SEX

4 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:03:27

SEX

6 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:03:30

SEX

7 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:03:33

SEX

9 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:03:47

SEX

12 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:04:02

SEX

15 Anonymous 2005/05/03(Tue) 13:04:49

You guys calm down! Lmao

Video appearance

668 : Anonymous : 2006/07/30(Sun) 16:56:21 ID:/l9BPhvWO

I appeared in the gay porn “$1000 if you can get away from gay guys”.

669 : Anonymous : 2006/07/30(Sun) 17:00:19 ID:9iyD/Oxj0

>>668

That’s insane! Did you manage to get away?

688 : Anonymous : 2006/07/30(Sun) 17:28:30 ID:/l9BPhvWO

>>669

I caught three guys.
 

Oiran Hair [Image]

Outcasting

My grandpa went out to outcast a dog, and the dog came back home earlier than him.

How come hamsters like holes? [Image]

Public hair

581 ：Anonymous：2007/01/13(Sat) 17:25:50 ID:/9V2hsSh

I was almost socially killed at the kindergarten where I went for volunteer.

There were a little boy and a little girl somehow talking about when public hair grows.

Girl “When you're grown up, that hair starts growing too! Cos my daddy and mummy have it”

Boy “Then what about him? (referring to me)”

Girl “He has it cos he’s grown up!”

Boy “You liar”

Girl “I’m not lying! I’ve seen it!!”

At the next moment, all the adults there seemed to get either shocked or disgusted.

Since the favourite phrase of that girl was “I’ve seen it!”, things didn’t get worse then.

But I will never forget the bitter expression on the nurse’s face at that moment...

Characteristics

121 : Anonymous : 2010/06/17(Thu) 07:30:54 ID:/p9KI0L0

Characteristics of Heroes

1. Having neither clear goals nor ambition

2. Living to interrupt the objectives of the opponents

3. Fighting by himself or with few friends

4. Always moving on to the action after something has happened

5. Passive attitudes

6. Always angry

Characteristics of Evils

1. Having big and clear goals

2. Putting lots of effort on experiments to achieve objectives

3. Putting a great effort to make their dreams come true

4. Even failed once, never give up

5. Fighting as a group, or with a number of allies

6. Laughing a lot

Boobs manufacturing [Image]

Coincidence

50  Anonymous : 2006/04/04(Tue) 23:14:26.71 i8UE+cve0
Agreed! When you’re living by yourself, the contact with someone  from neither your family nor your workplace sometimes can be a sort of pleasure.

In my case, one day I had a really bad day like my boss told me off because of my colleague’s error, the lunch place I usually go was really crowded so that my order was forgot, my customer got mad at me for something so unreasonable, the incredible load of work was given so it was about midnight when I left the workplace.....

I usually take a different route to go home when I have a bad day. That day, I took a different path too, passed by the ramen place. Then I happened to see some of my classmates from high school there! We didn’t really have an exciting talk that day, but for me feeling lonely cos of living alone, this sort of coincidental meeting with old friends refreshed my feeling. Thanks to them, now I feel better, getting out of the bottom of my life!

52  Anonymous : 2006/04/04(Tue) 23:19:42.96 jfiemV9s0
>>50

So how many classmates were in that ramen restaurant?

56  Anonymous : 2006/04/04(Tue) 23:28:11.46 i8UE+cve0
>>52

Come to think of it, there were quite a lot of them

even some girls who I almost forgot. It was nostalgic.

59  Anonymous : 2006/04/04(Tue) 23:34:12.54 jfiemV9s0
>>56
I see.

That’s a class reunion.

65  Anonymous : 2006/04/04(Tue) 23:39:16.31 i8UE+cve0
>>59
Thanks.

I’ll hang myself within a week.

Women's life

Women’s life can be described as a ball in the sports.

At the age of 18, women are a soccer ball.

22 men chase for her.

At the age of 28, women are a puck for the hockey.

8 men chase after her.

At the age of 38, women are a ball of ping-pong.

2 men push her to each other.

At the age of 48, women are a golf ball.

A man trudges after her.

At the age of 58, women are a ball for dodge ball.

Everybody tries to avoid her.

At the age of 90, women are a ball of bowling.

Everyone quietly sees off her and get now glad, now sad at the left score.

(This might originally come from non-Japanese quote as the Japanese post looked like the translation from other language...)

That baby

537 Name：Anonymous [] ：2006/01/09(Mon) 03:46:45
This is the story I have heard from the friend of my mum.
This happened when she was in the last month of her pregnancy.

One day, when she got into the train, a gentleman gave her a seat.
She took a seat with appreciation to him.
As that gentleman got off, she realised that the company badge on his suit seemed to be familiar to her.
“He may be working for the same company as my husband”
After coming back home, she talked what had happened in the train to her husband.

The following day, based on how the gentleman looked like, the husband found out that was a chief manager in the different department, who he had known before.
“Was that your wife? What a coincidence!” said that chief manager with surprise on his face.

3months later.
One letter was delivered to the chief manager’s house with the picture of a baby and her name on it.

In the letter it was written “I am grateful to you for that time. She is the baby from that time”

It turned out to be a shamble between the chief manager and his wife on that day.

Introduction

Hey guys, this blog is supposed to be the one I will post the translation of the posts on 2ch (Japan's largest online forum) which I find funny, intriguing, surprising or even disgusting. I just started this with just a whim, so I'm not that sure to which direction this blog goes. Anyhow, enjoy Japanese bizarre, funny and sometimes crazy sense of humour!