What to prioritise?

Suppose the following five events simultaneously happen.

Rank them from what you’re likely to start dealing with first.

• You have a sudden, strong urge to urinate/poop
• A baby starts crying
• Someone visits and knocks on the door
• You receive a phone call
• The kitchen sink you were filling with water is about to flood

This shows what you prioritise the most/least in your life.
↓↓Answer↓↓

• You have a sudden, strong urge to urinate/poop [Yourself] 
• A baby starts crying [Lover] 
• Someone visits and knocks on the door [Friends] 
• You receive a phone call [Parents] 
• The kitchen sink you were filling with water is about to flood [Money]

↑↑Answer↑↑

Stuck in a deep hole

121 Anon：2010/10/17(日) 11:50:52 ID:olUjG1KL

I wake up and feel terribly freezing.

It seems it rained before. The rain left a pool in a deep hole.

It looks like I got stuck in that hole.

I’m squashed and cannot move my body even an inch.

Looking up from the bottom of the hole, somebody is looking down on me.

He looks around 40 years old.

I attempt to cry for help but can’t.

The man stars at me for a while, grins and leaves here.

What an asshole he is! Did he think I’m here because I want to!?

After a while, I hear that someone is coming again.

Looking up from the bottom, we have eye contact.

It’s a little girl.

“Daddy!”

She says aloud and leaves me alone.

If she tells that I’m here, her parent would come here for a help.

As I feel relieved, she comes back and says

“Don’t forget flushing after a poop!”

A muddy stream swallowed me.

Gay porn in the lucky bag

109 Anon：2011/06/25(土) 21:52:57.63 ID:VVFXgA6o0

In the New Year’s day, I bought an adult Fukubukuro (lucky bag) but there was a porn magazine for gay people in it.

Since there was a hag foraging others’ rubbish bags in my apartment, I thought I would throw that porn away in a rubbish bin at the station.

On the way to the station, I had a car accident.

On top of that, I was seriously injured (unconscious for 3 days) so all the family members gathered and ended up finding out that gay porn.

Beside, a few days before the accident, my parents read the essay about the sufferings of those with gender identity disorder, and they were moved so much.

So they discussed about gay and decided that they would put effort on ‘understanding the son’s preference’.

The wife of my brother was the only one who said “it might be some kind of mistake” but my brother told her off, saying ‘if even a family denies his preference, he’ll be isolated from anyone else!’....

And I got to know all this silly discussion several months after the accident.

That’s why when I went back home some months ago, mum was awkwardly talking about an old female classmate who she thought was so hot, my brother was saying that there was a cute boy in his class at high school, and that sort of thing.

Jesus...

Ham [Image]

Secreting something

805 Anon：2011/04/28(木) 23:18:22.99 ID:e0/arlt1

Like excretion and ejaculation, an action that requires you to secrete something from your body usually leads to feeling pleasure or mitigating discomfort.

Sweating a lot makes you feel good

And crying a lot makes your feelings better.

806 Anon：2011/04/28(木) 23:23:27.93 ID:e3k+FSA/

>>805

Like your hair falling out?

807 Anon：2011/04/28(木) 23:55:24.50 ID:r73GJEqT

Shut the fuck up!!!