Why need a conductor

If there was no conductor...

Brass: Fuck you woodwind

Woodwind: Fuck you strings

Strings: Fuck you percussion

Percussion: Fuck you brass

Here there’s a conductor

Brass: Fuck you conductor

Woodwind: Fuck you conductor

Strings: Fuck you conductor

Percussion: Fuck you conductor

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I love you daddy

567 Anon：2005/12/27(火) 14:41:06 ID:aKgsf8J8O

There is an ordinary family, and now a boy and a girl are fighting.

Their father finds this, and tries to stop it.

Father “Hey you guys, why are you having a fight like this?”

Boy “We are fighting about which of us loves dad more.”

Father “You guys...”

The father patted their head with tears in his eyes, and quietly left the room.

Then they started fighting again.

Boy ”YOU love him more!”

Girl “No, YOU love him!!”

Hell

13 Anon：2010/10/26(火) 19:35:08 ID:hRogcFLb0

The guy who raped and murdered several little girls was given death sentence and executed

He was sent to the hell’s gate.

The guardian of the gate said

“Satan is absent today, and hence you can choose the hell you’re sent to by yourself”

The guy opened hundreds of hell’s gates and saw unimaginably cruel sights.

He noticed that there was one gate he didn’t see inside, and asked

“Hey you, why don’t you show me what’s behind this gate? You said I could choose one myself yay?”

“You can look at it if you want” said the guardian.

Opening the gate and looking inside it, there was none.

“What’s this place? How come there’s no one?”

The guardian said “No-one has chosen this after getting to know what kind of worn is given to.”

“Is this one that horrible? Interesting, do tell me what it is.”

“It’s simple. You’ll be murdered by those who you killed in the same way as you did.”

“What the fuck!? Is that all?”

“Well, in your case, you’ll be killed tens of thousands of times for 500 years in order from those you first killed.”

“Okay, I choose this one.”

“Then you go inside, but you won’t be able to get out of this place for 500 years no matter what happens.”

“That’s exactly what I want!”

The guy went inside, lay down and shouted

“That’s awesome! Come on my girls!! Just fuck me like I did to you haha!!”

Then, the giant legs of ants appeared above him, and crushed him down.

14 Anon：2010/10/26(火) 19:42:16 ID:hRogcFLb0

Being revived with the intense pain on all his body, the giant dragon fly appeared and pulled him neck out.
Soon after being revived again, another ant squashed him.
“I see, that’s what he meant. But I’ll eventually see these little girls I killed hahaha!”
He endured about 250 years while looking forward to seeing these girls.

One day, the giant fishhook tore his mouth and he was thrown on the grass and his head was trampled down.

“This must be exactly one year before the first rape, well, I was 13 and went fishing for my first time then! One more year to see you girls!!!”

Then giant tissue paper appeared above his head.

Intruder while watching a porn

711 Anon：2006/03/09(木) 13:43:35 ID:pNYPZdN6

While I was watching porn, mum came into my room.

I got panicked and said

“What are they making!? A child!! Correct!!” in a joking way to cover up.

Then she said to me

“Sorry for making a child like you”