PONPONPON with translation [Video]

Some mind-fucking video Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Ponponpon lyrics English translation
I guess nobody gives a damn about what's sung in this bizarre song but I sort of translated the lyrics on a whim.

If everyone skips at those crossroads
If everyone shakes hands of each other in the middle of that town
If you want to grab an opportunity
It's still to early to cry isn't it?
I have no choice but to go forth

Pon pon you can just set it free
It's boring to not do much isn't it?
Headphones on, get rhythm on
Way way get out of my way

Pon pon so many things go forward
Is your heart gradually coming too?
Who is the naughty kid throwing stuff away? Stop it!
Good boy, ah
You make me happy

Everyday pon
Everytime is pon
Wanna get on the merry-go-round
Everyday pon
Everytime is pon
Maybe it doesn't work out does it?

Pon pon way way way
Pon pon way pon way pon pon
Way way pon pon pon
Way way pon way pon way way

Guy's intention

160 Anon(愛知県)：2011/08/02(火) 21:03:20.11 ID:8hTxkdq90

What guys say needs to be translated.

Get hottie’s attention by understanding his intention!

• I wanna see you > wanna fuck
• I wanna go back out with you > wanna fuck again
• Let’s catch up for dinner sometimes > let’s have a fuck sometimes
• You’re cute > wanna fuck
• Where are you living? > wanna fuck in your place
• That cloth looks good on you^^ > wanna take it off and fuck
• I’m so tired today so let’s catch up other day > come to my place for fuck
• My treat > let me have fun in return
• Bored > just let me fuck you now!

Fly's down

219 卵の名無しさん：2011/02/04(金) 13:52:12 ID:N4otEFSx0

I went to the bathroom at a station after work, and I realised the train was coming.

So I went up stairs in a hurry and rushed into the train that was about to leave.

Opposite to me, a beautiful woman in her late 20’s was sitting.

She suddenly came and grabbed my hand and made me hold her mobile-phone.

Looking at her face in surprise, she gave me an eye-sign that probably implied to ask me to see her phone.

Seeing her phone, it was displayed “Your fly is down”

I was so embarrassed but I thought I would say thank her as a gentleman.

I tried to type “Arigatou (Thank you)” in her phone, but when I put “A”, the predictive dictionary gave me “Anal”.

Giving her phone back with “Anal”, she seemed to be bitterly rocked.

I somehow felt like I won, so I got off the train at the station where isn’t far before my station and spent a good time the rest of the day and went home.

Rooftop

36 Anon：2010/09/21(火) 19:05:30 ID:OjCBrvx5

-at the rooftop-

“I ended up coming here again...”

He whispered and sat on a rusted pipe chair.

It was on the rooftop of one building there. Not that high, just an ordinary building.

He came here whenever he had some worries. No, it was more like he had to come here.

He did not remember the name of this building, but even if he had known the name he would not be able to come here by his own will. That was what he felt for this place.

Either way, it was not a matter to him where this place really was.

He was an ordinary business man, who faced unreasonable demands from his boss and a lot of complaints from his subordinates. Well, he was a typical middle-level manager.

Although he came here with some worries, they were something trivial.

His achievement was intercepted by his boss, he was pushed to do some tasks others did not want to do like research and difficult negotiation and as such.

But it was not that he had dissatisfaction with his job because he thought it was something he was supposed to do.

He spaced out, spent one hour on gazing stars and city, had a sigh and stood up to go home as usual.

Then he heard the sound that someone opened the door to this roof.

“Someone’s coming!”

He hid himself because of feeling guilty about getting into this building without the owner’s permission.

There were no lights here so he could not see who came in. Security or resident?

That person said

“Is anyone here? Someone’s here right?”

“Oh crap, someone saw me having come here!”

He could not move even an inch due to the fear of being accused of break-in.

“I know you’re here. I won’t do anything to you so just listen to what I say for a while.”

“?”

“You will come to this place several times in the near future. But please don’t think about quitting your job.”

The stranger continued his talk.

“What you’re doing right now will certainly help you get promoted in the future. So please continue forward with your job.”

“What’s this person? Howe come he knows me? Could it be!?”

He guessed that he himself time-leaped to here from the future to encourage himself in the past.

He himself knew it was a silly imagination but he could not help thinking like that.

“Excuse me then. I’m leaving now. Please don’t give up!”

The shadow of the stranger was swallowed into the dark stairs.

He spaced out for a while and calmed down.

“What was that?”

Saying that to himself, he somehow found it funny and started giggling.

He felt like he got a bit of energy.

“It was nice that someone knew and praised my effort”

He felt like thanking that shadow regardless of who he was.

A few days later, he determined to do one thing.

After work, he went up to the roof of a random building and said this loud.

“Is anyone here? Someone’s here right?”

Do not do this

673 Anon : 2010/11/08(Mon) 16:18:20 ID:4BLtZgHc

I saw this prank idea on one website

1. Lift up the toilet seat
2. Strain the plastic wrap and put on the toilet
3. Lift down the seat and look forward to someone coming in

I’m not asking you guys to do this, just saying I saw it on the website.