Friday 21 October 2011

Letter from brother

509 Anon2005/11/06() 12:18:21 ID:MILI9/u5
There was a letter next to my pillow when I woke up.
In the two-folded letter, it was written “Dear sister” with my brother’s neat hand-writing.
I opened up the letter while feeling so anxious as I thought my brother would leave the house or something.

Meaningless shouts: 5 times
Whispers on the way to go to the bathroom: 3 times
Shouts at me when we were dancing as a joke: 4 times
Shout while reading a manga: 1 time
Cries when you were shut in your room to do some otaku tasks: 4 times

You said Unko (poop) 18 times.
Very improper word for a girl.
From now on, say O-haisetsubutsu-sama (O’ Magnificent Excretion) instead.
By the way, have you seen my porn magazine? Just can’t find it.

Sincerely,

Your magnificent brother

I’m more concerned about your miscalculation than myself saying poop unconsciously....