Wednesday 5 October 2011

Shit classification

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Ghost shit
Even if you think you pooped, there’s no shit in the toilet but when you wipe your arse, this type of shit is on the paper.

Clean shit
When you think you pooped, there is a shit in the toilet but nothing is on the paper when you wipe.

Wetty shit
The shit that makes you feel like it’s still on the arsehole even when you wipe 50 times. You might put the paper on the hole and leave the toilet.

Second shit
The shit that makes you feel like pooping again after you pull up your pants. If you try, you can actually shit again.

Heavy shit
The shit in the morning after the day you ate and drank too much.

Rocket shit
Since this shit comes out as fast as a rocket, you have to pull down your pants quickly.

Power shit
As this type of shit comes out with great force, the splash makes your arse wet. You have to wipe wide range of your bum.

Liquid shit
It takes a form of liquid, and generally speaking, it comes out with pain and big sound. Even 3 days after this shit, your hole might hurt.

Shocking shit
The smell is so strong that everyone stays away from the toilet after one hour of this shit.

After-honeymoon shit
The shit you have with sound without hesitation even when there is someone around.

Voice shit
This kind of shit is too hard to cut so you need to moan to have.

Break shit
Because of the great quantity, you have to have a break and flush once while pooping. Otherwise, the toilet gets stuck when flushed.

Back-to-nature shit
The shits naturally had and left in the mountain, on the sideway of a country town, or sometimes even in the underground of buildings.

Impossible shit
The shit you feel like making under the circumstance where you’re never be able to go to the bathroom. You can only give up everything or you have a back-to-nature shit.

Air shit
You’re sure you can poop, but only fart comes out from your hole.

Non-air shit
You let it out because you thought it was just fart, but it was a shit. In most cases, this shit leads to a grievous situation.